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A Complete History

One day someone said something about gnomes on IRC, thus it was obvious.

Compatible Burritos

• Particle Beam Burritos - Particle Beam burritos have built-in particle accelators, which are really big and heavy, so it hurts.
• Spicy Burritos - ignites target in spicy inferno.
• Frozen Burritos - hurt.
• Nuclear Burritos - obsolete because of the Thermonuclear Device mounted in the "hat".
• Laser Burritos - the primary type of burritos. Self explanatory.
• All other Burritos.

Auto Targeting System

The Gnome's auto-targeting system is comprised of a seeing-eye-dog named Sanchez. When Sanchez identifies a target, Sanchez runs to the target and barks. The Gnome locks onto Sanchez's position and fires the appropriate burrito type. Sanchez is usually killed, but the Gnome can produce infinite Sanchezes.

Movement

The Gnome has several transportation options.

• Walking
• Hitchhiking
• Getting rides from "friends"
• Gnome Spinnaz